Wednesday, July 15, 2009

It's so hot in Texas that

From e-mail:
  • I saw a coyote chasing a rabbit and they were both walking.
  • The corn growing in the field is already popped.
  • Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
  • A sad West River cowboy once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me cuz I've seen it-but for my 7-year-old."
  • You can make instant sun tea.
  • The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
  • Hot water now comes out of both taps.
  • You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
  • You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

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